0101 - Children of the Gods

Hammond:   Me... I'm on my last tour, getting my thoughts together, maybe write a book. You ever think of writing a book about your exploits in the line of duty?
O'Neill:   Ahh... thought about it. But then I'd have to shoot anyone who actually read it. ...That's a joke, sir. Most of my work the last ten years is classified.

Hammond:   Anyone you know, colonel?
Doctor:   They're not human.
O'Neill:   Ya think?

O'Neill:   Was that...?
Hammond:   Kowalski and Ferretti. They were under your command on the first Stargate Mission. Tell me about Daniel Jackson.
O'Neill:   Why are they questioning my men?
Hammond:   They're not your men any more, colonel. You retired. ...Daniel Jackson?
O'Neill:   You read the report?
Hammond:   Yes.
O'Neill:   It's all there.
Samuels:   Is it?
O'Neill:   ...What's this all about, general?
Hammond:   You didn't like Daniel Jackson, did you?
O'Neill:   Daniel was a scientist. He sneezed a lot. Basically he was a geek, sir.
Samuels:   So you didn't have a lot of time for him...
O'Neill:   I didn't say that. He also saved my life and found a way home for my men and me. A little thing like that makes a person grow on you. You know what I mean?

Hammond:   Care to explain this concept?
O'Neill:   Jackson has allergies.
Kowalski:   I get it...
O'Neill:   He'll know this came from me and not from someone... with all due respect, like yourself, sir.

Hammond:   Now what?
O'Neill:   Now we wait. If Daniel's still around, he'll know what the message means.
Samuels:   What if the aliens get it?
O'Neill:   Well... they could be blowin' their noses right now.
Samuels:   They could be planning an attack.
O'Neill:   Aww, come on, Samuels... let me be the cynic around here, OK?

Carter:   That's a result of the compression your molecules undergo in the millisecond required for reconstitution.
O'Neill:   Oh... here we go... Another scientist. General?... please...
Carter:   Theoretical astrophysicist.
O'Neill:   Which... means...?

Carter:   I think I'm going to be... sick.
O'Neill:   Maybe you shouldn't have had that big lunch, huh?

Skaara:   Drink...
O'Neill:   Moonshine?
Skaara:   Moon... shine...
O'Neill:   Yeah, moonshine... As in booze... Ah... Daniel? What are you teaching these kids?

O'Neill:   Hey! Come on!
Teal'c:   I have nowhere to go.
O'Neill:   For this? You can stay at my place! Let's go.

- transits since Nov. 9, 2002