- transits since Sept. 30, 2002
| 0120 - Politics
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| Jackson: | I know this is hard for you guys to believe, but I swear to you the entire time you thought I had disappeared on P3R-233, I was experiencing an alternate reality. |
| O'Neill: | And... you were there, and you were there, and there's no place like home. |
| Carter: | Daniel, it's not that we don't believe you. |
| Jackson: | So you do believe me? |
| O'Neill: | No... it's just that... we don't believe you. |
| Carter: | Major Samuels... |
| Samuels: | That's ah... Lt. Colonel Samuels, now, Captain. |
| Carter: | I beg your pardon, sir. Congratulations. |
| Samuels: | Thank you. |
| O'Neill: | You'll always be Sparky, to me. |
| O'Neill: | General, politics isn't my strong suit, but doesn't President outrank Senator? |
| O'Neill: | That effectively shuts us down, sir. |
| Hammond: | Huh... Very effectively. It costs nearly a billion dollars just to turn the lights on around here. |
| O'Neill: | How about a bake sale? ...Yard sale? Garage? |
| Hammond: | This is what I look like when I'm not laughing Colonel. |
| O'Neill: | ...Car wash? |
- transits since Sept. 30, 2002