0120 - Politics

Jackson:   I know this is hard for you guys to believe, but I swear to you the entire time you thought I had disappeared on P3R-233, I was experiencing an alternate reality.
O'Neill:   And... you were there, and you were there, and there's no place like home.

Carter:   Daniel, it's not that we don't believe you.
Jackson:   So you do believe me?
O'Neill:   No... it's just that... we don't believe you.

Carter:   Major Samuels...
Samuels:   That's ah... Lt. Colonel Samuels, now, Captain.
Carter:   I beg your pardon, sir. Congratulations.
Samuels:   Thank you.
O'Neill:   You'll always be Sparky, to me.

O'Neill:   General, politics isn't my strong suit, but doesn't President outrank Senator?

O'Neill:   That effectively shuts us down, sir.
Hammond:   Huh... Very effectively. It costs nearly a billion dollars just to turn the lights on around here.
O'Neill:   How about a bake sale? ...Yard sale? Garage?
Hammond:   This is what I look like when I'm not laughing Colonel.
O'Neill:   ...Car wash?

- transits since Sept. 30, 2002